Losowe angielskie dowcipy
Growing Manhood ->
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see ... [ca造 ->]
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version) ->
'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential, including that species of domestic rodent... [ca造 ->]
Hoop Earrings ->
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings? A: To put their feet through.... [ca造 ->]
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Worlds "shortest" books! 25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O.J. Simpson 24. THE ENGINEER'S GUIDE TO FASHION 23. TO ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen DeGeneres 22. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REALITY AND DILBERT 21. HUMAN RIGHTS AD... [ca造 ->]
19The Blonde Kidnapper ->
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided to kidnap a child. So the next day she goes to a nearby playground and when nobody is looking, she pulls a random kid behind a tree and says, "You're kidnapped, so be quiet and don't g... [ca造 ->]
Interview with Hillary ->
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the subject of her and Bill's sex life. I asked her "Hillary, is your sex life with Bill anything like what he had with Monica?", and she said "Well, close but no cigar."... [ca造 ->]
Riddle Of Men ->
What do men have difficulty retaining? a) a job b) a budget c) a promise d) a secret e) a friendship f) a marriage g) an anniversary date h) a 30-minute erection i) all of the above... [ca造 ->]
100's of Bumper Stickers ->
"The gene pool could use a little chlorine." "All generalizations are false." "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." "Time is what keeps everything from happening at once." "I love cats...they taste just like chicken" "Out of my ... [ca造 ->]
Blonde male ->
A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend's wedding. Sitting at the bar at the reception, sucking up his fourth beer, he caught sight of a stunning brunette, whom he had noticed earlier in the church, as she came throu... [ca造 ->]
The Inventor... ->
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle." "OK," says the clerk. "What do you call it?" "A fottle, replies the inventor." "A fottl... [ca造 ->]
New dinosaur found! ->
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A: A Lickalotapuss!... [ca造 ->]
Underwear ->
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: They make good ankle warmers.... [ca造 ->]
Christmas and a day at the office? ->
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.... [ca造 ->]
The Absent Minded Doctor ->
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tries to write with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said... "Well that's great, just gr... [ca造 ->]
The 12 marriages! ->
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times. On their wedding night, they settled into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride said to her new groom, "Please, promise to be gentle. I am still a virgin." This puzz... [ca造 ->]